1. You are a terrible, terrible writer.

*Actually, I do not believe that I am a terrible writer. I have had many pieces of my work published in various newspapers and magazines over the past few years. I actually think my writing gets better with every post.

2. As the age old saying goes, you only turn thirty once? This is an age old saying? As opposed to the 7 times you might turn 46? Boy, if only I had known that a random fact could suddenly turn into an “age old saying”. This just in! As the age old saying goes, “Cheerios are delicious!”

*Yes, Cheerios are delicious. Have you had the ones flavored like bananas?

3. So you’re too cheap to pay a deposit for the party room and their buffet? Do you really think that a restaurant would set up a buffet and room for 20 people without a deposit? I suppose you really don’t understand the fact that if no one shows up, they. lose. money. Do you get it now?

*I understand that they need to charge a deposit to be able to put together a buffet for that many people. I do understand that if no one shows up they lose money. But we did not want a buffet, we wanted to order off of the menu.

4. You buy something, you pay for it. You buy drinks from a bartender/server, you pay for it. Oh I’m sorry, is this another age old saying? “If it’s just two drinks, I don’t have to pay the person who acquired these drinks for me!” I suppose if you waltz out of the grocery store without paying for your Doritos, you will be “fuming” when they accuse you of stealing?

*I am not upset that I had to pay for the drinks. That was never an issue at all. The issue is that she came looking for us while we were playing games and trying to enjoy our time in the restaurant. I was going to pay for the drinks, I did not need to be tracked down to do so.

5. If you don’t like their one check policy, don’t go there. If you don’t like they way they handled your many phone calls before you arrived, don’t go there. If you’ve been waiting an hour and a half and you don’t like this, leave. Is that concept so difficult?

*Their one check policy is outrageous. I have never been to a restaurant that did that. The phone calls were an after thought as the twenty people on the guest list already had plans to go to D&B. We would have had to have made many more phone calls to change the plans only a few hours before the event. And we waited because we were hungry and again, there were already twenty people there ready to have a good time on the many games that D&B offers.

6. There’s a person named Sheryl?

*What does Sheryl have anything to do with this?

*I would like to note that this comment came from a Dave and Buster’s employee. (According to D&B he is a former employee.) Apparently this is how D&B trains their employees to handle negative comments about their store. I have since been in contact with corporate and they will be taking care of this how they see fit. We shall again see what they do to make this situation right.

-kase